I have a
confession to make. My name is Andrew
and I am a news addict. Fair enough it
may not be the worst of vices but it does get in the way of things from time to
time. This morning for instance, I woke
with such good intentions. Sitting downstairs
in my SNP coloured YES satchel were 338 introduction letters for identified
supporters. I’ll get the lot done nae
bother. It’s about 09:20, I switch on
the telly & it’s 601 (BBC News) straight away. Bloody hell, the Turks have shot a Russian
bomber out of the sky! I remember that
Turkey are a member of NATO. This is
serious. The footage is
mesmerising. This isn’t some movie. This is real.
That ball of fire in the sky is the plane. Those parachutes are real people. Those pilots will be bricking it at the
thought of what the Syrian rebels will do to them. For the next hour or so I couldn’t tear my
eyes off the screen. I’m like this all
the time. It doesn’t even have to be a
major news event. Wednesdays it’s Prime
Minister’s Questions. Thursdays it’s
First Minister’s Questions. Pretty much
every single day The Daily Politics is on.
Even when there’s no politics on telly there is always rolling TV
news. I can’t even say I love it. I just find it hypnotising. As I said it does get in the way of
things. It was about 12 before I finally
left the house.
It was a
crisp, sunny morning. Perfect for
leafleting, or letter delivery as was the case.
Harris Tweed bonnet, tartan scarf & 2 SNP badges on my usual M&S
jacket. I reckon I get the look no too
bad. I’m trying to not to look like a
politician, but still need to be smart enough that I’ll not scare folk off on
the doorsteps. If it was just a normal
leaflet run then I’d maybe not bother so much with the smart jacket. But this wasn’t a normal leaflet run. On Saturday when I took the satchel Ben says “I’d
like you to knock these in.” Nae bother,
I replied. But as I’m walking up to the
first door on Duke Street I realise I’ve not been given a script. A number of profanities filled my head. Luckily there’s nobody home the first few
doors. Gives me a bit of time to
think. Then, Duke Street Glebe a man
opens the door. “Er… Hello” I nervously
smile “I’m Andrew, from the local SNP.
Er… I just wanted to hand you this..” thrusting the 2 envelopes into his
hand. “The election is on May the 5th. If you have any questions then please just
give us a shout.” He smiles back, thanks
me & closes the door. The whole
encounter lasts only seconds. That went
awright, I think. That’s what I
needed. Break the ice, remind myself I
can do this fine. I’ve not door
canvassed for a while. I know I’m out of
practice. The next few doors there’s no
body in. Good, make up a bit of
time. There is one guy at the end of
Duke Street who barely opens the door, looks really suspiciously at me &
snatches the letter from my hand, closing the door before I’m halfway through
the spiel. This is Leith. I’m going to get the occasional odd one. But hey, I don’t know what’s going on behind
the door. I can’t judge. Besides, he’s an identified supporter. He’s a good guy. All our supporters are, obviously. Then round to Gordon Street & the 2
sheltered housing schemes. It’s supposed
to be secure entry, but I wander straight in.
I say wander in, but I’m nearly floored by the wall of heat that hits
me. It’s like walking into an oven. Note to self, take off the scarf & hat
next time. I was sweltering by the time
I left. The first door I buzz it just
clicks. I’m faced with a smiling, silver
haired woman, someone’s granny, maybe great granny. I smile, handing over the letter. “Hello.
I’m Andrew, from the local SNP. I
just wanted to hand in this & remind you the election is coming up. It’s on May the 5th. If you have any questions or queries or if
there’s anything at all we can do to help, then please let us know.” She continues smiling back, replying “That’s
good of you. But don’t you worry
son. You’ve always got my vote.” The rest of the run goes similarly. By the end of the street I’m almost buzzing. Got to remind myself that these are all identified
supporters. Don’t get carried away. But given I’ve not knocked any doors for a
while this has done my confidence the world of good. I’ve been out for about an hour & a
half. Head back home for a tin of Irn
Bru and a roll, take Austy the Golden Retriever across to the Links. Then I’m back out to Hairmyre Street by ten
past 2 or so. I’m in the swing of things
now. Dickson Street, Lorne Street,
Lorne Street Square & it’s getting dark now. Most folk are still at work so most of the
letters are going straight through the letter boxes. I get the occasional odd look as I rattle out
the finely honed script that’s in my head, but it’s all smiles & assurances
of support. It gets to about half 4 or
so. It’s proper dark. I’m on a roll & quite enjoying
myself. Sloan Street is where the first
letter is refused, but only because the woman’s boy is away at uni. Finally I can open one of these envelopes
& see what I’m actually delivering.
It looks good. It looks exactly
as it should. We’ve got it right. Then one woman asks “What happened to the
girl? Is she no standing again?” …. “The girl? Oh, you mean Shirley Anne Somerville, who
stood last time? Well she’s not standing this time.” I reply.
“Are you the high heid yin this time?”
she asks. “Er, no. I’m just one of the minions. The candidate is Ben Macpherson. The letter there is his introduction.”
This
encounter has me chuckling out on the street.
So when the next stair door opens I’m still a bit distracted. I manage to catch the satchel strap on the
handle & it tears right off..
Baws! Knowing it’ll be a pain to
do Easter Road & Leith Walk with the bag tucked uncomfortably under my arm,
I decide to call it at night at the top of Sloan Street. A cheeky wee ciggie on the way home, my only
smoke of the day, but I think I deserve it.
I’ve done a fair amount, albeit not as much as I’d planned. I’m home by 5, so that’s a good few hours I’ve
been out. My legs are sore but I can’t
stop smiling. As I sink into the couch
with another tin of bru I’m already looking forward to the morning so I can get
back out again. If I don’t switch on the
news then I can be out by ten, back for 12 for PMQs then back out after the 1 o’clock
news. Good times.